What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:00

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
When was the first time you suck on a penis?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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